adekun’s japan blog

Enjoying the sights, sounds and smells of first-time parenthood. Progress on the vegetable garden and other ramblings of a gaijin in Japan’s least populous prefecture.

January 18, 2007

Craptop

Filed under: craptop — adekun @ 3:06 am

Before moving out to Japan I ordered a laptop from Dell. Having spent quite a while researching what was on the market I opted for the familiar company. Although paying a premium price, I hoped that any problems that might arise would be remedied with little fuss and the system would be reliable. Sadly, I found this was not the case.
Within a couple of weeks of moving out to Japan I found that the hard disk was full of bad sectors. After several attempts to repair the problem it was with reluctance, I formatted the drive and reinstalled Windows. It was fortunate I paid extra for the OS CD having paid extra for the Professional edition.
The warranty didn’t extend beyond the UK & Ireland, since these problems arose so soon I thought Dell might have gone the extra mile. Being a global company I thought it little hassle for them to either send me a replacement or contact details of somebody that spoke English in Japan. I would have used the Japanese support page if I would have been able to translate the pages and if the service recognised my system.
I emailed technical support, detailing the problem. I was asked to run a full diagnostics test, having sent the results I was then told “The error message you have got indicates that the hard drive is faulty” - pull the other one I thought.
Once established, the rollercoaster of conflicting emails, Escalations, passing the buck, one liners began.
After six months, I was about to cut my losses, when the 90W battery, (which I paid extra for) started to fail. I’d only run it on batteries a few times. I tried a different method in contacting Dell and was given a link to transfer my warranty to Japan. I did so and received a snotty reply stating the person was Technical Support not Customer Service. Trying again I was given the correct link and managed to get my warranty transferred. After a couple of hours with my wife navigating, we made a request to get parts replaced. The replies were in English and courteous, the parts came promptly as directed. I am pleased to get the parts replaced but as expected I do not have the functions of the original system, no diagnostics and in particular MediaDirect – I assume a selling point for some people.

Anyway, I was thinking about those less fortunate than me. I like the idea of Reduce, Reuse & Recycle. Given the amount of heat this kicks out, (enough BTU’s to heat a small church) I thought it could be married with other defunct devices, such as the George Foreman Lean Mean Grilling Machine. Perhaps those adventurous, with a working machine could try really multi-tasking.

I’ve not used the computer as a football, to flambé food, or in the jungle, in addition to the above…
Coating on the underside is flaking.
A lug in the middle of one of the USB sockets broke.
DVD R/RW eject button is usually unresponsive.
Decals peeling.

I will try the Japanese support again as they seem willing to help. Maybe after a year of trying I will get back to what I started with.

2 Comments »

  1. Laptop from Dell

    Sure it wasn’t a laptop from Hell?

    Sorry, that was very lame.

    Comment by Julia Buckley — January 24, 2007 @ 5:36 pm

  2. Ho ho, I overlooked that one. What is funny, is that this post is by far the longest I’ve written. There’s plenty more I could add to it too. I suppose it’s something us Brits are good at?

    Comment by Adekun — January 25, 2007 @ 9:32 am

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